AstroCappella: Lunar Love
Music and Lyrics by Alan Smale
My love's a quarter million miles away
And she's seven thousand miles around
When I'm walking on her surface, gravity's one sixth of normal
So my feet don't hardly touch the ground
From her mares to her uplands, from her basins to her craters
She's the shining sphere that dominates my dreams
We're orbiting together 'round our center of attraction
Now my days and nights are coming up moonbeams
What goes around comes around - you know it
Don't tell me that my love is just a phase
You may think we're on the wane but time will show it
We go from full to new to full in only twenty-nine days
(point five three)
There's a craziness about our sweet attraction
There's a side to you that I don't ever see
But your tidal forces keep my ecosystems running high
Let me shelter in your Sea of Tranquillity
Let me shelter in that shining Lunar-sea
I'm not the only man this side of Mars
To get my heart so dazzled by your charms
You've been the guiding light to many sailors and astronomers
But none of them has held you in his arms
Don't talk to me about our little difference in ages
What's a mere four point six billion years?
They say you have no core, nothing solid at your center
And a lack of atmosphere just makes a girl so insincere
What goes around comes around - you know it
Don't tell me that our love is just a phase
You may think we're on the wane but time will show it
We go from new to full to new in only twenty-nine days
(point five three)
There's a craziness about our strange attraction
There's a darker side to you that I don't see
But your tidal forces keep my ecosystems running high
Let me shelter in your Sea of Tranquillity
Let me shelter in that shining Lunar-sea!